Why yes I did in fact place a baby seal on top of a statue of Mary outside of Dave’s grandmas house. Where else would you put it? (Taken with instagram)

Things Jeremy & I think are HILARIOUS at 3 AM.

Disclaimer: Spaghetti sauce is not to be mistaken with beans.

(Source: dirty-dope)

Humandoodle (Taken with instagram)

We only have important things to text. (Taken with instagram)

Gross, but it made me chuckle.